Thursday, October 24, 2013

MANNA DEY , THE SINGER WHO POURED SOUL INTO A SONG- CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL




Living legend singer Manna Dey is no more.

We in Kerala remember him for his famous soul stirring song in Malayalam movie Chemmen. He was a Bengali with a Malayali wife.

This movie won the President's gold medal in 1965.

The movie revolved around a fisherman's Hindu wife and her lover before marriage , a Muslim fish trader middleman.




Forbidden love of course -- but it went further.

The belief was that a fisherman's wife must NOT lose her chastity when her husband is at sea.  Lest Kadalamma ( mother sea ) gets angry and devours the man.  



In this case the fisherman drowns , and the lovers commit suicide-- this was REAL love, they never had sex..

At dawn the villagers get to see  three cadavers washed ashore -- a huge shark and both the lovers in an embrace.

The husband was sucked in by a whirlpool, along with his boat.  

A hooked on frenzied shark dragged him to this whirlpool.



This movie also won prizes at Cannes and Chicago fest.

The video is a song where the married woman Karuthamma is woken up from sleep by a familiar voice her old flame Pareekutty -serendipity at its best.

Maanasa Maine varu, madhuram nulli tharu…
Come hither oh bird of my dreams , give me a drop of your nectar
------X

Karalile mohavum kadalile olavum adungila

The endless waves from the heart or ocean , can they be harnessed ?

Kalikootu karane marannu poyo?
Have you forgotten your old flame?



RIP !





CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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Monday, October 21, 2013

KARVA CHAUTH, SYNCHRONISING THE FERTILITY CYCLE WITH THE MOON PHASE - CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL

KARWA CHAUTH THE HINDU RITUAL OF GRATITUDE AND THANKSGIVING ,  ANNUAL RENEWAL OF MARITAL COMMITMENT ,  MOON AND THE FEMALE MENSTRUAL CYCLE – CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL


Tomorrow is Karva Chauth.

The foreign funded Indian media are tripping over each other to remind the Hindu women that they should NOT fast for their husbands unless the husbands reciprocate by fasting too on Karva Chauth. 

The foreign funded TV stations have got the usual moth eaten female faces to push this dirty message to Hindu women.

The whole world is jealous that the Indian rate of divorce is the smallest on the planet. 

There is NO word for divorce in the ancient Sanskrit dictionary.  For Hindu marriages are made in heaven and they lasted a life time. 

We have arranged marriages and our horoscopes are matched to make sure that the cosmic forces bless this union.

When I got married my parents matched 73 horoscopes.

Punch into Google search-
A MARRIAGE SANS FIGHTS VADAKAYIL.



Probably next year my wife would like to marry off my elder son.  All we look for is an attractive girl who will take care of my son, will have the education to teach his kids, and will be a good homemaker.

I have been married for more than 3 decades. 

It never happened that my wife ate a meal before me or along with me-- for 3 decades .  

She , the quintessential Bharatiya Nari , always ate after feeding her husband and her children.   Of course she sailed with me for 9 years as the “Captains wife “, and she sat on my table , and ate with me as per  shipboard decorum.

It never happened that I got up from sleep in the morning (or a nap in the afternoon ) and a cup of hot tea was NOT given to me by my wife , within 3 minutes ,  for the past 3 decades.  

So --  is she my slave?

No , she is my wife , just carrying out her Dharma which makes her happy !

Couple of years back I was having dinner at a restaurant abroad with the handsome Norwegian director of my shipping company,  who was my die hard fan.   Capt Ajit Vadakayil's sh#t did NOT smell for him.

After a couple of drinks I popped a unwarranted question  “Why did you divorce your wife last year “.

He replied knee jerk “ The bi#ch could not even give me a proper BJ ! ”

And then he looked at me in an embarrassed manner.  I guess I got a brutally frank reply to a frank question.

The next day I pondered.  Can this ever happened to an Indian marriage?

So the Western white men are tripping over each other to save Hindusim, Hindu marriages and the Hindu woman.

How little they know of our Indian culture ! What do they know of the mindset of a Hindu woman?

If I were to wish my wife “good morning darling” and go and make my own cup of tea in the morning , and pull a chair for her, and open a door of her – she will wonder what the f#ck I am up to.


In India our souls are united with marriage.  No Indian woman will go for silicon implants  to save her marriage.

Karva Chaut has been going on in India for thousands of years. In the Mahabharata of 4000 BC, Lord Krishna reminds Draupadi to do the Karva Chauth vrat  ( fasting ) ritual for Arjuna before he goes for battle. 

In the Bible the big bang happened in 4004 BC .   TEE HEEEE !.

Karva Chauth festival falls on the 4th day after full moon , in the Hindu lunisolar month of Kartik.


According to Indian tradition,  marriage introduces accountability, responsibility , privileges and rights of a husband and wife towards each other.   

In a traditional Hindu family, husband is the earner and the protector of the family whereas the various duties of a wife involves care, nurturing,  education and continuity of cultural heritage of the family for future generations.

Honour is a great factor.  Marital love does NOT play to the galleries.   Love is embedded in the heart.

Karva Chauth is a festival that every Indian Hindu woman looks forward to, despite the fact that she is put to severe inconvenience of fasting without even a sip of water from sunrise to moon rise .  

A Hindu woman derives immense pleasure in sacrifice for her husband.  The white man will never ever understand this.  

Although today India has moved to modernity, the devotion and spirit of sacrifice of the Indian woman to her beloved husband has not wavered.   


The white man goes HOO HAA about Sati , where the widow incinerated herself in her husbands’s funeral pyre.  It has never been forced on her.   

First of all it was a kings's harem practice-- that even the Muslim concubines of Sikh King Ranjt Singh committed Sati.

When her husband was alive she knows deep in her heart, that he would sacrifice his life to protect her.

Karva Chauth is the day that symbolizes this love and devotion of an Indian woman towards her husband.  Indian woman have always considered their husbands as God (pati parmeshwar) and it is her mindset that she must serve and care for him.

The  Hindu husband tries to be home on the day of Karva Chaut, as this is a day of emotional and spiritual bonding with his spouse.


Karwa Chauth coincides with Sankashti Chaturthi a fasting day observed for Lord Ganesha. The married women worships Lord Shiva, Parvati, and Lord Ganesha and breaks the fast only after sighting and making the offerings to the moon.


On the day of the Karva Chaut,  a married woman will get up early prior to sunrise.  She will  take bath ,  perform puja and take a simple “pre-fasting” meal.  This meals will ensure that she is NOT dehydrated for at least 16 hours.  


For the rest of the day she will abstain from food including even water. In the evening , a few hours before moonrise,  she will dress up like a bride , with mehni on her hands and feet , sindoor in her hair parting , decked in gold jewelry.  All the women will then get together at a temple under the peepal tree for a collective puja.  


Typically the ladies will sit in a circle around the peepal tree and perform a Gauri puja accompanied by a traditional story that describes the origins and benefits of following this fast.  During the puja each lady holds a tray that is passed around the circle at different times making a total of seven rounds.

These seven rounds match the seven circles that a bride and groom take around the sacred fire during their wedding ceremony. Once the puja is completed the ladies will wait for the moon to rise.


Children are sent as scouts on tree tops and terraces to check out if the moon is visible, and if it is sighted,  the news spreads quickly through the neighborhood like wild fire .


Once the moon is visible, it is customary for a fasting woman, with her husband standing by, to view its reflection in a flat vessel filled with water,  through a flour sieve, or through the fine cloth of her dupatta.  

Then she looks at her husband's face in the same manner, with gratitude in her heart.  This is a spiritual moment.  She says a silent prayer for the welfare and long life of her husband.  

Gratitude in a wife is not only her greatest virtue, but is is the parent of all her other virtues. Grateful wives experience very deep levels of happiness. This mindset of an Indian woman is the reason why divorce percentage is miniscule in India and why she preserves her virginity for her husband.  


Grateful women are happier, less stressed and happier with simple social relationships.  They do NOT need to attend kitty parties and bitch. Grateful people have better self acceptance and are at peace with themselves.  Karva Chauth is a renewal of her commitment and accountability.

Getting back-

Water is now offered to the moon to secure its blessings


The husband now takes the water from the same flat vessel and gives his wife her first sip and feeds her with the first morsel of the day (usually something sweet).  


After this,  she touches their husband’s feet to seek his blessings.  

The moth eaten faces coming on foreign funded Indian media will exhort her NOT to touch her husband’s feet and if she indeed does so, she must force her husband to touch her feet too . We do NOT care for these unhappy decadent people, who will bless their teachers and gurus back.  This is NOT the way the cookie crumbles in India.




IF YOU CHECK OUT HER BLOGSITE SHE KEEPS BOASTING ABOUT ALL HER FOREIGN TRIPS AS HER SECOND SHIPPING HUSBAND IS RICH -- I HAVE A COLLEAGUE IN THIS FAMILY -- POOR FEMALE, TRYING TO OVERTAKE HAPPINESS .

Getting back !

The fast is now broken, and the woman has a complete veg meal.  

It is customary for the husband to make a gift to his devoted wife, such as jewelry or a new dress. She receives new clothes, new jewelery and gifts from both her mother and mother-in-law .
Karva Chauth fast is NOT observed by unmarried women and widows.

The fidelity , selflessness and tolerance of Hindu women, the resilience of Hindu family values, and the tranquillity of the Hindu home cannot be explained to a foreigner.

This is where real fountainhead of happiness lies.  Happiness is NOT in shaking your as$ in a discotheque or attending boring parties holding a glass forever.

Happiness is FREE.  


It is about filling up the space deep inside, or gratification of the soul.  It is about equilibrium or dynamic balance between your SPIRIT , MIND AND MATTER.

Happiness has to overtake you, never vice versa..  The Hindu home is for them to live in, NOT for others to gape at.   Our values are different.  The wife does NOT breach her husband’s trust. 

Quite often Karva Chauth is also a family reunion, for Diwali is around the corner—after 9 days.


The white man injected some poison into the Adi Granth of the Sikhs . The Adi Granth (verse 1136) says, "I do not keep the fast (vrat) nor Ramadan. I serve only the One who will save me in the end.".

But Sikh women love to keep the Karva Chauth fast for their husbands , ignoring the Adi Granth.
What the white man has done to the Adi Granth of the Sikhs can be gauged by reading the post below.

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UNKNOWN HISTORY OF SIKHS AND SIKHISM , PAWNS IN DIVIDE AND RULE POLICY OF BRITISH EMPIRE  VADAKAYIL

Sikh men are also told NOT to drink.  But they do NOT care for this.

The 6000 year old Indian medical system of Ayurveda sees the basic cause of many diseases as the accumulation of toxic materials in the digestive system.  Regular cleansing of toxic materials keeps one healthy.  By fasting, the digestive organs get rest and all body mechanisms are cleansed and corrected.

There have been calls to eliminate the Karva Chauth festival by Western human rights commentators who hold it to be "anti-women" and to "perpetuate the notion of women's slavery to men."  

The foreign funded Indian NGOs support them so that they continue to get the moolah from abraod .  They do NOT care for Indian culture heritage.  All they care for is money. These Judases will sell their own mothers for the quintessential pieces of silver.

The moon has always been associated with Indian spirituality.  All our seers wear the 108 bead Rudraksha mala.

For the shadow cast by the Earth stretches back 108 times the diameter of the Earth and the sun is 108 times the earth's diameter. The average distance of the Moon from the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Moon.


The Maharishis with 12 strand DNA used their minds as laser beams and wrote all this in our Vedas in 5000 BC.    Hindu Mantras are chanted 108 times using the rudraksa mala beads as a counter. 

madhye samantandasya bhugolo vyomni tisthati

“In the midst of universe (Brahmanda), the spherical earth stands firm in the space”- Rig Veda 5000 BC  [12th ch-32 sloka]

And imagine, the west ridiculed the Indians for thinking that the earth is the back of a tortoise. 

Thank god for the Internet age

The menstrual cycle  mirrors how consciousness becomes matter and how thought creates reality. 

The moon and tides interact with the electromagnetic and scalar fields of the woman's body affecting internal physiological processes.

The macrocosmic cycles of nature, the waxing and waning, the ebb and flow of the tides and the changes of the seasons,  are reflected on a smaller scale in the menstrual cycle of the individual female body.  

Water covers 70 percent of Earth’s surface, makes up 65% of the human body. Brain is 83% water, blood-92%, kidneys - 82%, liver-69% , muscles-75%, bones-28%.  Our brain stores information in the holographic form. Every cell in our body carries all information to produce a copy. Without water, the blood wont move.  

In homeopathy the information copied to the water is being used to cancel out the information of the symptoms from the disease -- a wave cancellation effect. Water is the master listener in the universe -- and you are mostly water. The gravity of the moon affects the tides just like the periods of a woman. 

The most mysterious and controversial property of water, however, is its ability to hold and store memory. This property underlies the healing capability of homeopathy. A homeopathic solution usually in water is produced via a series of dilutions of a substance, often until effectively no atoms of the original material remain. Only an imprint or memory remains for the cure, and the greater the dilution, the greater the effectiveness. 

Human vibrational energy, thoughts, words, ideas and music, affect the molecular structure of water, The body is very much like a sponge and is composed of trillions of chambers called cells that hold liquid.  In this sense water not only has the ability to visually reflect the environment but it also molecularly reflects the environment. 


Molecules of water are affected by our thoughts, words, and feelings. The implications go beyond homeopathy and ’energy medicine" and into the interaction between water and consciousness. 

The chemistry of life is water chemistry. Without water's capacity to store and share information as different vibrating frequencies in an extraordinary manner,living cells would not be able to communicate with each other.


The monthly ripening of an egg and subsequent pregnancy or release of menstrual blood mirror the process of creation as it occurs not only in nature, unconsciously, but in human endeavor.  In Indian culture , the menstrual cycle has been viewed as sacred.  

Modern science accept today that  the moon rules the flow of fluids (ocean tides as well as individual body fluids) and affects the unconscious mind and dreams.  


We on earth can see only one side of the moon, though both moon and earth rotate.— this requires some divine fixing , right?   


During full solar eclipse we just get to see the fringe of the corona of the sun—this again requires some divine fixing right?  


The moon becomes full with predictable regularity just about every 29.5 days.  The average menstrual cycle among fertile women is usually 29.5 days long.

Women are connected to the moon by blood, hormones and soul. The moon regulates her menstrual cycle, can trigger ovulation and fertile times and affects her emotions .  The natural biological cleansing is accompanied by a psychological cleansing as well.  



If a woman stays in the lap of tranquil nature , the way it was meant to be, without stress, with abundant love , without electricity,  eating  organic food and drinking clean water, she will  ovulate when the moon is full, and bleed when the moon is dark.

There is a relationship, a harmonic synchrony, between the menstrual cycles of fertile women and the lunar cycle of the moon. The hormonal cycle of a fertile woman is an exquisitely complex symphonic interrelation  and  is further controlled by  cosmic forces.

We in India used to astrology do NOT need an introduction to this.


Women have the potential to ovulate, when the moon is in the same phase as it was at the time of her birth.  Peak rates of conception and occur around full moon and during new moon, ovulation and conception rates are decreased .  

The whole menstrual cycle is an alchemical process in itself, during which every woman who bleeds goes through a transformation inside herself.  To menstruate means to live through a cyclical transmutation in which the past is shed and the new in embraced.



 Days 8-19 are the least safe because ovulation occurs at this time (about 2 weeks after the first day of your period).  Avoid sexual intercourse during this time to prevent pregnancy.. Normally sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for around two to three days.   However, under the best conditions, a super-sperm can sometimes survive for as long as five days. 

The first week after periods and last week before period are the safest depending on your mensuration cycle i.e ONLY if it regular.  

Karva Chaut ritual if done the right way, has this mysterious benefit of regularizing a woman’s periods and synchronizing it with the moon..  

The length of a menstrual cycle varies greatly among women, ranging from 25 to 35 days.



I can imagine some women whose awareness about their own bodies is purely pedestrian , wondering—what is all this estrogen, progesterone all about. What is the big fu#kin' deal ?  Ancient Hindu women never knew PMS problems.

Effects of Progesterone
Effects of Estrogen
Increases libido
Decreases libido
Prevents cancer of the womb
Increases risk of womb cancer
Protects against fibrocystic breast
disease
Stimulates breast cell activity
Maintains the lining of the uterus
Proliferates the lining of the
uterus
Stimulates the building of new
bone
Slows down the resorption of old
bone
Strengthens skin
Thins skin
Is a natural diuretic
Encourages salt and water retention
Brings antidepressant effects
Can produce headaches and depression
Encourages fat burning
and the use of stored energy
Lays down fat stores
Normalizes blood clotting
Increases blood clotting
Concerned with the procreation and 
 survival of the fetus
Concerned with the development
and release of the egg
Precursor to important stress hormones
End-molecule steroids


Once on a transpacific flight , while waiting for the toilet to be free early in the morning , I saw the airhostess in her pantry rubbing cream some cream on her breasts and inner thighs.  

Don’t ask me now , if she was flashing.   I aint tellin’.

I asked her  “Progesterone ?”

She says “ Yeah, how do you know”.

So I educated her “ the cream is meant to be used from full moon to new moon , if you wanna team up with the cycle of the Moon and the Earth  — the same cycle that governs the tides and the flow of fluids on the planet.  Of course your doctor wont know that ”

Noticing that she was receptive I introduced her to natural progesterone, which works a thousand times better , without the side effects of synthetic progesterone.

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CHEMBU KIZHANGU , COLOCASIA AND PMS SYNDROME VADAKAYIL


Chembu yam contains natural PROGESTERONE.  It also catalyses the human body's production of Progesterone.

Low progesterone cannot  counter excessive estrogen — an imbalance  exacerbated by chronic stress.  Synthetic progesterone, has side effects.

When natural progesterone surges through a woman’s body she is on a natural high.  She now years to create something, to dance , crack jokes, hum a song, or make wild naughty love in public places.  Sometimes progesterone surges can indeed feel like falling in love.

It is a feeling of well being and intense excitement – a desire to explore new worlds, and to try new things. It is a high level of progesterone that makes a woman feel on top of the world during the last months of pregnancy.  Women know what I mean.  Men know of the glow on her face, which was NOT there before.

At this time the placenta churns out an amazing 300 to 400 milligrams of the steroid, while during the luteal phase of her menstrual cycle it will have only been producing 20 milligrams or so a day.

A big chunk of women who think they have a disease called “depression” are actually low in progesterone.  

Among the many symptoms of low progesterone are::

Anxiety
Depression
Irritability
Mood swings insomnia
Pain and inflammation
Painful menstruation


Low progesterone during this “luteal” or “moon phase” of one’s menstrual cycle is referred to commonly as PMS.   During this PMS time of the month low progesterone and normal or high estrogen levels create the typical pattern of “estrogen dominance,” with weight gain, water retention, breast tenderness, mood swings and nag nag nag crabbiness. 

Most of the western divorces are due to a clinical condition, which could have been easily solved..  Will you disown your mother because she has a clinical condition ?

Several days after the full moon, the estrogen level drops rapidly and progesterone begins to take over.  The dark phase of the moon is associated with the lowest levels of estrogen and progesterone. The body sheds the excess uterine lining,  resulting in menstruation. What was built up is now broken down and released. 

During this phase, a woman turns inward, emotionally and physically.  She has less interest in outside matters and craves sleep.  Women have NO idea that they can be psychics at this segment of time,  if they can connect to the cosmic force of the moon.

The term Natal Lunar Phase Fertile Time refers to the angle between the sun and the moon when you were born.  Each month when the moon returns to this same position (as it was on the day of a woman’s birth) it can trigger her body to spontaneously ovulate even if this time occurs outside her normal midcycle fertile time. Now it may not always do this, but the potential is there.

Your personal lunar phase is repeated every month when the moon is in the exact position in relation to the sun as it was at the time of your birth.

If your cycle doesn’t match with the moon’s, keep your bedroom dark until your cycle matches the moon’s cycle.  What most doctors don’t know is that the moon can trigger ovulation during other phases of her menstrual cycle.  This phenomenon is called "lunar fertility".

On the other hand if women with too long and irregular menstrual cycles sleep with a bright natural light bulb beside them from days 13 to 17 of their cycles will shorten , as it has happened from an average of of 46 days to 32 days. 

Before the invention of electricity melatonin production would have increased at the full moon, when more light would have reached the pineal gland at night.   Lower production of the hormone would coincide with the darkness surrounding the phase of the new moon. The changes in melatonin production, with the help of other hormones tell the ovaries when to release an egg. 

When living in the lap of nature without electricity, the full moon gave more light at night, and menses would have occurred near the darker part of the month, around the new moon when there was less light. However, in modern times with so much electric light pollution, there is little variance in how much night time light reaches our eyes over the course of a month.

Because of this women now ovulate and give birth at varying times during the lunar cycle.  The pineal gland in her brain sends messages to her ovary, by hormones, to release an egg based on the amount of light her brain senses in the night when she is asleep. 

At the point of most light in the night, the full moon, she is programmed to ovulate. Moonlight makes women feel horny and receptive to sex.  During the waning Moon, higher progesterone prepares the womb for the possibility of new life.

Digression:

I remember a very good cook cum baker joined my ship.  He has sailed with me before and I just loved his morning buns and bread. 

However he started making sh#t bread certain times of the month.

There were 4 wives on board including mine .  Being the Captains wife , I never allowed my wife in the galley.

The 3 junior officers wives used to cook in the galley at night for pleasure ( the west fish for pleasure not to eat ) .

The cook was at a loss why his bread had problems in rising. One day he approached me to change the yeast. 

So I took out a peive of A4 size paper and wrote on it-

NO COOKING BY OFFICERS WIVES DURING HER PERIODS . 

The cook went to the galley and pasted it on the bulkhead. 

After that , the bread never failed to rise.  It is NOT about the smell , as the bread is inside the oven. It is the energy – the scalar longitudinal frequency when the uterine lining is being sloughed off .

This is what gives a woman psychic energy.

 The Indians in North and South Americas knew about this, as they would NOT be allowed to accompany the hunting team.


STOP PRESS :

This post is NOT even 50% over, within 9 hours 21,221 people have downloaded it,  to this second. 

I faced flak  ( TEEE HEEEE ) from some HI FI henpecked MEN and battle axe WOMEN , who believe that Indian women should NOT fast for their husbands.

All these MEN and WOMEN must read my post below -- it is about a nice vegetable.

Read what I have written about bulls and rabbits—fried eggs and coffee.

This is wisdom .  

No woman will respect her man when he cannot deliver,  where and when it matters the most.

No --I am NOT being snide.

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 MURINGAKAI , QUANTUM MEDICINE AND HAPPINESS TREE VADAKAYIL



SINCE ALL CHUTNEY MARY’S AND PICKLE JOHNS CONSIDER THAT  MY WIFE IS MY SLAVE,  I MUST RECOUNT A TRUE INCIDENT.

my wife picked up a virus at the antwerp zoo, nearly 3 decades ago.

she did NOT want to sign off,  though she had a swelling under her ear -- as the ship was coming back to india from USA, Canada.  I tried to send her back home from Venice, she refused.

and in those days there was an anchorage of 3 weeks at congested mumbai port .

by the time the ship reached mumbai she was in great pain due to a large cold abscess and in a real bad state with high fever , with weight loss .

i took my ship inside harbor without port permission,  instead of routine anchoring at outer anchorage.

the mumbai port went into a tizzy, here was a captain bringing his ship in on his own , without pilot, without any space in inner anchorage. 

they made threats galore 

we will do this we will do that.  we will bite your fuc#kin' head off,  with balls too-- for good measure

my company SCI called me up on VHF and asked me what the hell is happening , so I let them know.

i have a patient on board and she happens to be my wife.

SCI was powerful. 

they arranged for a swift launch to put her in mumbai breach candy hospital .  

and just when she was about to disembark,  mumbai port told me that a berth is being vacated  ( an SCI ship at berth was getting thrown out to outer anchorage ) and we have jumped the queue. 

a pilot boat appeared and anchored my ship plumb in the channel.

you see SCI had their own private leased berths, with priority for US dangerous cargo.

so i got off with in the launch with my wife, i told my chief officer , "you are captain till a new captain takes charge".   

we went straight to breach candy.

on the way i got the SCI doctor to write a letter of recommendation .

the SCI doctor was an ordinary MBBS guy , but because of the HUGE business he gave breach candy hospital , with 145 ships ,  old 100 times more qualified doctors used to give him three bags full of SIRs .

my wife was treated better than what amitabh bachchan would have been --just by that SCI doctor’s recommendation letter .  

all were tripping over each other in the hospital.  i was even waived the mandatory entrance fee.

how did I wrangle that letter ?-

pray ?

am I LORD fuc#kland?

when my container ship went to USA,  all other SCI ships used to take 2 tugs.  These tugs are expensive and come in thousands of dollar per hour, those days.

i used to manage without any tugs.  in such scenarios the yank pilot will tell the captain to use his skills and berth/ unberth.  and i was a very young and inexperienced captain.

i used to make the container cargo stow, for my stow was always better than the professional Yank captain , employed by SCI.

I remember , I used to look at his cargo stow for exactly 20 seconds—have an image of it in my mind.

Then I would throw back his coloured stowage plan,  with the SCI shore captain (watching with pride) , and tell him—


this is wrong, that is wrong – be done—we have to incur shifting charges, we will get dead freight, we will get broken stow we have to reject containers, incompatible dangerous cargo IMDG, cant put the hold beam over the FEU,  it will not be possible to hook on the juice to the reefer container , cannot be stowed under deck ,  etc

If anybody is interesting in knowing the science behind this— punch into google search

SPEED READING VADAKAYIL.

considering the amount of money i have saved for the company, this SCI resident bossman (now transferred to Mumbai to a very high chair ) , made a personal call to the SCI doctor-- to it--or else.

 later he drove me to the doctor's house himself, so that I can express my gratitude  !!!

while in USA this senior resident SCI captain used to keep a FREE car at the gangway for me and my wife, in every single US port.  The US agents told me, that it has never happened for other captains –never ever never.

before i left the ship , i mustered my chief steward.  do what you must do—customs , black gang , whatever—get the bonded locker open

exactly at 5 PM, I will come to indira RED gate , and i want to see you there with a bag.  

in that bag i want three bottles of liquor.  a royal salute scotch , a blue label johnny walker scotch and a single malt old glenfiddich bottle.

as if on cue,  i could see the old bengali guy there standing at Indira Gate Mumbai  like a chameleon much before 5 pm..

i took the bottles and went to the posh home of the TRIPLE FRCS, FICS , blah blah A to Z qualified senior surgeon at malabar hills.

i told him, this is my wife.  i want her to go under the knife as soon as the biopsy is done under your direct personal charge. only you can give orders 

this surgeon literally drooled over the bottles , as he was educated in UK.   he tells me " captain i know the value of these bottles " .

and then he made several calls to breach candy hospital 

DO THIS --  I WANT THIS -- I  WANT THAT—I DON’T FU#KIN' CARE—  MAKE IT HAPPEN EL PRONTO  OR I'LL  DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA -- BLAH BLAH .

my wife never knew about the letter and them bottles.

she was wondering why everybody was treated her like a VVIP.  

couple of doctors were whispering , she is a VVIP patient.  My wife could always hear what I could never hear.

Then I went to SCI office and demanded to be relieved of command .

The personnel dept gen manager immediately tells me ,” NO way !”

He was a captain himself.

So I told him “ Now, I will make sure , YOU will relieve me and take over command of my ship . Wanna have a bet “

This man was a TOP CAT.   

rajesh pilot, the union minister of shipping used to stay in his house when he came to Mumbai with rama pilot.  
he had wrangled the best SCI flat in Mumbai because of this .

Seeing the FIRE in my eyes,  this tough man broke, he literally shat in his pants—and I could see hum running up and down the 3rd floor of SCI office , at madame cama road.

He had a gut feeling that slave capt ajit vadakayil was stronger than caesar-- his BEADY eyes saw me right..

indeed I was a blue eyed boy . 

the chairman of SCI ( a political post ) used to write to me asking for my opinion on various matters .  this chairman’s post is so powerful that he has his own lift— for the 23 storey building.

nobody dared to go anywhere near his office.

An OLD 60 year old captain on leave was pulled out of his bandra house.  I heard him imploring loudly “ I have lost my passport”.

i guess he threw it away or maybe hid it .

powerful SCI produced a new passport for him before the ship sailed, the next evening.  and indeed he took over command from me .

getting back--

just before my wife went under anaestesia , my wife demanded that I must remove her mangalsutra NOT the nurse.  

when she came to , the first thing she wanted was that the mangalsutra be put back with my own hands. 

one young female surgeon suddenly cried. She could NOT be consoled.

I don’t know why.

after the surgery, i called up the doctor and with his permission took her to a private place in mumbai , though they never allow that, it was against hospital insurance rules of post care .

the senior surgeon at malabar hills wanted to change her dressings himself every 3rd day--  i was in Mumbai for 24 days.

the first day i head a loud SLAP-- and heard the doctor crying " you cant do that".

i went running headlong in to his private clinic at his flat,  like usian bolt.

his junior doctor tells me that my wife has slapped the senior surgeon while he was attending to her--and all including 2 nurses were in a state of SHOCK.

the doctor admitted that he was a bit too harsh, while removing the old bandage.  

you see normally the nurses and the young sidekick doctor would have done it, but see he has to pay the KARZ for them 3 nice bottles. So he decided to renew his bandage skills he acquired 4 decades ago as a student.

so i broke the ice—

serves your right doctor-- next time don’t be a butcher, be a bit more considerate and all broke into laughter -- with my poor wife in  deep embarassment.   she explained it was NOT intentional , just a reflex action

on the 24 th day, this senior doctor did NOT want to charge me at all .  after lot of coaxing he accepted 50% payment.  that was indeed a fortune.

he told me that he had a grand party with those 3 bottles with his most valuable clients and freemason colleagues. and all appreciated his taste in good liquor.

i am sure he would have refilled those empty bottles with DESI whisky for many years.

till today my wife does NOT know why she was treated like madame fu#kland in the hospital. –  all it took was  a recommendation letter and 3 nice daru bottles.

but i do remind her once in a while , that i fed her every day.

the fare used to be mostly curd with rice .

we call it PAACHORU in kerala.

so sometimes when i am in a frisky mood, i will even wake her up in her sleep, and ask "who fed you with PAACHORU?"

she would whisper "YOU" in her sleep -- and go back to sleep with a dreamy smile on her face.

the last time i asked her was 16 days ago.

SEE A TRUE STORY WHICH WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN TOLD, CAME TO LIGHT BECAUSE OF THESE JEALOUS WANNABE GORA, PICKLE JOHNS AND CHUTNEY MARY'S 

Below : How to make a millionaire surgeon drool.



One of the comments by an old lady in a saree, is “ can I make coffee instead of tea” –meant to be sarcastic .
Considering her age , I spared her.  Madame next time I will tell you something else , and drag you by your nostrils to China Town -- if I sense sarcasm .

Now coffee reminds me of something.

It is a sea going tradition that when the captain goes on the bridge in darkness hours , the officer on watch will offer to make him a cup of hot coffee ( basically to chicory boost his alertness for traffic ).

If the Captain goes in the day time too, even for a bull session, the officer on watch would still offer him a coffee.

I must admit that the best coffee is made by my Russian officers.

They took a long time over this. They would never use instant Nescafe, but had some method using filters etc on ground coffee .

It was divine.

So one day my Moldovan Chief Engineer ( bless him,  he was such a good friend, would tell me his most intimate secrets ) told me a true story.

See I am digressing far away from female menstrual secrets.

There was this old man in his village who made excellent coffee.

One day it was sort of known to all,  that he was sinking and will NOT last another sunrise.

So one dimwit cried “ Let us extract his secret of making such good coffee. It must NOT die with him. It will be a national loss “

So they all made a beeline to this man’s home , from the town hall.

Several attempts to get an answer from the dying man failed— as he kept his eyes tightly shut.

Suddenly he opened his eyes, laughed aloud and uttered his last words  “PUT MORE COFFEE “ —and kicked the bucket --nay- passed away – just like that.

TEE HEEEEE !

I would have put a amazing secret way to produce male children in this post — now I shall not.  I have two sons , remember?


For I see that women want daughters to fight their liberation battles.  

So this information is now LOST forever.   GONE !   

See cosmic forces are at work.

Most Hindus observe fast on Purnima, the full moon day .  

Only after a whole day of fasting, prayers and a dip in the river do they take light vegetarian food rich in Magnesium at dusk .

It is ideal to fast on full moon and new moon days ( Amavasya ) as it reduces the acidic content in our system, slows down the metabolic rates, increases endurance. This restores the body and mind balance. Praying  helps in centering your body, mind and soul.

It is better NOT to use energy for digestion during this particular 24 hours. The high energy of the full moon gives the body a chance to do deep  cleansing. During the Amavasya there are many more negative ions in the atmosphere, which is good for neutralizing free radicals .  

People again choose to fast on new moon day to allow the body as much energy as possible to deep cleanse.

The moon has great affinity for sodium. I am sure stupid Darwin and his monkey gang did NOT put sodium in the oceans. 

At a macro level the rivers and estuaries are flushed by sodium laden sea water at every high tide. What happens at a micro level is sheer magic.

The 4 electrolytes – sodium, potassium, calcium and magnesium – form a kind of dance over 24 hrs called the day-night shift.  

Magnesium and potassium live normally within the cell, and sodium and calcium are found outside. 

During the day sodium invades the cell, taking a hydrogen ion with it, which is acidifying. In order to buffer this acidity, which is toxic to the cell, calcium also moves in. This has the effect of displacing potassium and magnesium which is shoved out of the cell.

At night due to the effect of the moon, the opposite takes place and potassium and magnesium move back into the cell, pushing out the calcium and sodium, which takes the hydrogen ion with it.

This has the effect of cleansing the cell, so you should wake up bright and refreshed. When the body is not cleansing properly, this process is impaired and instead you wake up tired and lethargic.

There is a higher sodium content in the cell, therefore a higher hydrogen (acidifying) content, and as water follows sodium in the body, the water content of the cell starts to swell.

So the cell is under pressure from high acidity – so it pulls in more calcium, which displaces more magnesium causing an imbalance. The moon-pull is much gentler than the sun-push. 

Only if conditions are right within the body can the moon pull the sodium back across the cell membrane, thus making way for the Magnesium to exert a gentle push with the potassium, so that they go back to their rightful position, which is inside the cell. 

Sodium and potassium are essential dietary minerals and electrolytes. They dissociate into ions (charged particles) in solution, making them capable of conducting electricity. Normal body functioning depends on the right regulation of sodium and potassium both inside and outside of cells. 

Sodium is the principal ion in the fluid outside of cells, while potassium is the principal ion in the fluid inside of cells. Sodium concentrations are more than ten times lower inside than outside cells, and potassium concentrations are about 30 times higher inside than outside cells.

Estrogen dominance is a condition where estrogen operates in the body without sufficient amounts of progesterone to balance it.  So estrogen dominance and progesterone deficiency, can be used interchangeably.

Many ( management quota 85 lakh donation party )  doctors have failed to recognize this and quietly send their women patients to the psychiatrists , who put their hooks on to them.  Just because the girl is NOT taking bath , is she mad?

Easy money. 

And this is a one way trip to hell for the poor girl.

Then these poor females are put through anti-depressants like Prozac or medicines for OCD, all of which has vicious side effects. This is why the girls must be very careful if telling the gynecologist about every symptoms she has and her menstrual history, delayed periods etc .

And take second opinions too.

It is sad to see a healthy girl whose estrogen / progesterone balance went out of whack being declared as suffering from OCD..

I am sure you know, especially mothers whose darling girls have been sent to greedy psychiatrists ,  what I am saying is 100% true. All the girl was suffering from was a estrogen-progesterone disorder , which is NO big deal.

Progesterone deficiency signs and symptoms should be taken quite seriously, when a women needs to conceive a child. 


The symptoms are often curable together with a simple 2% over the counter progesterone cream,  like what that air hostess did while flashing –

ERRR –

OOPS— 

-- she did NOT flash OK  , and I saw NOTHING ,  no bullet nipples--

-- there was no see through crotchless panty display - OK  !


 I don’t want my wife to kick mE ass.

So many autistic children on this planet .

Most  could have been avoided with just some knowledge about female hormones, and avoiding unwanted medications pushed by the evil pharma and the medical reps..

The 2% progesterone cream is pretty harmless , the progesterone pills are synthetic and has side effects.


Simple stress , disappointment in bed,  excessive sugars ingestion,  consuming processed foods, A1 toxic milk of humpless cow, hormone laden meats , GM wheat gluten, decrease in thyroid endocrine, and progestin found in birth control pills are just few elements that can cause low progesterone manufacturing in our genteel ladies.

Hormonal changes can affect any woman's emotive and mental state in real extreme.  Several signs are usually anxiousness, depression, intense mood swings, frustration, short fuse and difficulty in sleeping , I give a damn attitude (which makes them neglect personal hygiene ), shouting at parents,  hitting mother out of frustration of her boyfriend neglecting her  etc . 

When a girl has any of these above symptoms, just don’t take her to a psychiatrist, and destroy her life. 


Take her to a REAL doctor who  got into a medical college on merit ( and NOT 85 lakhs donation to private medical college ) from Dubai / USA in NRI dollars.  90 % chances are she has a simple hormone imbalance .






Indian women do NOT have progesterone deficiency due to fresh Turmeric daily onslaught via the curry.

After the Karva Chauth fast, the woman eats a veggie meal rich in magnesium.


Magnesium is important to break down excess estrogens Make sure you have good levels of magnesium as it can can help the balance of estrogen and progesterone.

You require magnesium to manufacture progesterone and a lack of it means you won't be able to manufacture progesterone.  

Magnesium is the master molecule of the human body and is needed in over 300 different process the body performs. It is the catalyst of life. Lack of Magnesium impacts our cell’s efficiency and duration of its useful life. 

The main reason for magnesium deficiency in the human body is stress, as stress causes Magnesium to be flushed out through the urine or bowels . Deficiency of magnesium causes the body to accumulate toxins, degenerate quickly and premature aging leading to a host of other diseases.

Magnesium is essential for proper electrical and neurotransmitter function in the brain.  It help prevents cognitive decline and improve brain plasticity to better deal with stress and anxiety. Diuretics can cause Magnesium deficiency. Coconut water is an excellent health drink.   It has Calcium 2%, Magnesium 9%, Potassium5%.   

Magnesium compounds keep calcium in solution.  If you are deficient in magnesium, you can get kidney or gall stones that contain insoluble forms of calcium.  Magnesium activates the enzymes necessary for a number of physiological functions, including neuromuscular contractions, heart and cardiovascular function, and the regulation of the acid-alkaline balance in the body. Depression and anxiety can begin with an imbalance of calcium and magnesium. 

Too much calcium can contribute to depression and irritability, whereas magnesium helps your brain make the calming chemical called dopamine. Magnesium calms your emotions as well as your muscles.  

Serotonin is a natural antidepressant, but your brain needs magnesium in order to make serotonin.  Low serotonin production can cause a number of symptoms including depression, obsessive thinking, and anxiety. When you're under stress your body loses more magnesium than usual. 

Stress causes your adrenal glands to produce more adrenaline and other hormones, like cortisol, causing more magnesium excretion. When your magnesium is low, your adrenal glands produce still more cortisol, which in turn decreases your levels of DHEA, -- an anti-aging hormone . 

Magnesium regulates the enzyme that makes cholesterol. The body makes cholesterol for a reason. All steroid hormones that run our bodies (stress hormones, sex hormones, and so forth) are ultimately made from cholesterol.  

Without magnesium there is no energy, no movement, no life. It is that simple.  Magnesium permits a small amount of calcium to enter a nerve cell, just enough to allow electrical transmission along the nerves to and from the brain, then forces it back outside. Even our thoughts, via brain neurons, are dependent on magnesium.  Cell death - cardiac necrosis is the result of a systemic shortage of magnesium.

Symptoms due to a lack of magnesium :
Early symptoms:
Apathy
Confusion
Fatigue
Insomnia
Irritability
Poor memory
Reduced ability to learn

Severe deficiency:
Delirium
Numbness
Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations)
Tingling

STOP PRESS 2 

My time for undignified behavior is now over.

I am back to being mature and responsible, this is what 30 years as a ship captain can do to you.
However secret secret.

My DNA really never got reprogrammed.

On my ship every 3 weeks I hold a party.  I call this meditation via the back door.

I invite everybody to go wild, and let down their hair. They know that Captain will never sack a sailor who is the life of a party.  And that he was ill disposed towards SICK POULTRY stiff upper lipped wimps.

 If officers wives are present, they have to be decent, but still wild.  If ANY  get indecent , I will bleed HIM the next day.

I remember my cadet.  His father was in the personnel divison , and hence a KING MAKER, and he thought he was the cat’s whiskers.  

So when a popular request went to my attractive and young Jain Chief Officer’s wife, this boy of 19 yodels “ MEIN KYA KARRON RAM MUJHE BUDDHA MIL GAYA”.

The poor girl , newly married, who was so merry till then, immediately lost her joy de vivre-- like a crushed flower. Chief Officer was a gentleman.

Every body knew in an instant that the poor cadet will be called for “breakfast” with the Captain the next morning.  

You see my reputation precedes me always.

This involves Capt Ajit Vadakayil calling this cadet to his cabin, locking the door behind him, drawing blood from his nose by a simple Kalari tap , giving him a pep talk,  giving him a cold coke,  talking decent with him — and then letting him go-- BORN AGAIN ( via the back door ).

Punch into Google search-
MELTING EGO MEDITATION VIA BACK DOOR VADAKAYIL

Check out the first video, where we are dancing wild .

Do you think Manmohan Singh, Pranab Mukerjee , Advani, Sonia etc with the MPs of Parliament can ever dance this way along with the waiters and the attendants — bond and be merry ? 

NEVER !

They have too much ego, and negativity between them.


Also listen to Erkin Koray — the man with the golden voice— in the video at the end of the above post .  There are many good singers,  but with impoverished voices.

By the way, I saw some chutney Marys and Pickle Johns discussing in their blogs why my wife is such a silent poor lamb.

I got to know this true story from my wife’s class mate who was with my wife right through school to college -- LKG to BA .  She had come to my house at Calicut with her husband for a 2 day holiday .

This is what she told me.

My wife was always a class leader and later on the school leader. Whenever the nuns at Auxilium convent, wanted to give a bad girl who was heading for hell , a good role model , it would be my wife.

These nuns , due to sexual repression were very MEAN.

They would NOT allow the girls to touch the walls, in as much as even while climbing the stairs they had to be in the middle with hands tucked in.

So that had this school march past in Mumbai.

When they went for a dress rehearsal for this republic day parade , with dozens of other schools, some boys jeered loudly when the Auxilium contingent marched past.

This was put to a debate, with my wife mediating , not like Arnab Goswami , who will push his opinion ahead of others, even as a debate moderator. I wish I had a tete a tete with this man on national TV. I can cure his self obsession in just 5 minutes.

One good lookin' Catholic girl ( most of the group were Catholics ) , cried copious tears and was disconsolate .

She was of ze humble but  firm  opinion that all other girls from other schools were smartly turned out, while the Auxlium girls were NOT.  

And to add to her woes hey boy friend was the leader of the hooting party.

When asked to be more objective—the girl said , that other school girls wore miniskirts, while Auxilium convent girls, wore their bottom hems 2 inches below the mangy knees.

So my wife took an instant decision.

Hundreds of safety pins would be procured- el pronto .  

As soon as the nuns left them alone , as the girls moved to the huge march past ground. Every girl would shorten the next girl’s skirt by folding it inwards and pinning with six pins, to observe thigh display parity with other school girls.   

They practiced it , so that they would do it in less than 2 minutes .

Mind you, my wife was the leader with the school flag.

The same rowdy boys clapped and whistled in appreciation when the real march past took place.

And all including the chief guest were wondering , what the fu#k happened . They thought that the Auxilium contingent would be the prettiest,  and indeed they were.


THE NUNS GOT WILD AND FROTHED FROM THEIR  MOUSTACHED MOUTHS AND PROBABLY THEIR PANTILESS  TWATS TOO, FOR GOOD MEASURE   — SURELY THERE IS NO PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR SUCH WANTON GIRLS.

Every girl was SEVERELY scolded , with my wife bearing the brunt , about how Jesus is so angry with them.  They felt let down that my wife who was a graceful role model , was in cahoots .

All the girls were arbitrarily suspended from school and their parents had to come the next day.

The parents had their own dress rehearsal.  Some of them were IAS, some police, some lawyers, some even MLA s and media giants .

The parents decided to go for scorched earth tactics--on the advise of a high court lawyer .

They would threaten to get the school shut down , by creating a stink in the media with demand for the PMS ridden head mistress nun to be sacked. 

Needless to say, the nuns had weak hearts and less faith in their Lord, when the chips were down .

The fall out was that my wife was sacked as the school leader - rather she declined the job .   

But when the annual prize distribution came, my wife got the most thunderous ovation, pissing off the holy , but MEAN nuns.

So poor wife of Capt Ajit Vadakayil—she does NOT have a mind of her own, she is a slave, she will be a bad mother in law,  right?

WRONG !


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I hasten to add that rubbing progestirone cream on the breasts as the air hostess did , will have its bad effects.  This topical cream will accumulate in the tissues. If a woman's breasts are sore she must know where the LYMPH nodes lie.

Punch into google search-

YOGA AND AYURVEDIC MASSAGE FOR DRAINING LYMPH NODES VADAKAYIL

See this cream even has its effect on the thyroid.  Because a thyroid condition can be indirectly be caused by progestirone deficiency.

HORMONES ARE POWERFUL AGENTS IN EVEN VERY SMALL QUANTITIES.  

A GOOD QUALIFIED ENDOCRINOLOGIST CAN SAVE MANY GIRLS DECLARED MAD IN AN UNFAIR MANNER.   THE ASARAM GIRL IS JUST ONE OF THEM. 

IF YOU DECIDE TO SAVE INDIA, SEND YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO MEDICAL COLLEGE ON MERIT, TO BE A GOOD ENDOCRINOLOGIST.  

This doctor can even save morbidly obese people, who have lost the quality of their life and self esteem. Dieting and exercise can do NOTHING when your hormones are out of whack.  It is NOT about input ( food intake ) should be less than output ( exercise ) at the morons say.  

Have you ever seen a 40 year old Indian woman without a flab tummy?  Yes, some celebrities who go for liposuction often takes this flab away for 6 months .

 


Progesterone heightens intuition.  There is greater activity in the right love of the brain -- the subconscious part associated with intuitive knowing -- in weeks 3 and 4 of your cycle.

The vagina is very porous .  The lining of your vagina is one of the most absorbent parts of your body so if you use tampons during your period, it's really important they are bleach and dioxin free- never buy cheap brands—  when they pull out the used one, bleeding starts. 

This was NOT the fault of your body, but the fault of the cheap cottage industry tampoon.

Something for the womem's lib--who attacked Karva Chaut.----

When my ship berthed at a port in USA, I did NOT take tugs as usual.  

This means I save about 20000 USD, of those days value, 3 decades ago –for berthing and unberthing .

Sometimes the tugs just stand like vultures, like how claim or “out of court settlement” lawyers stand by ambulances and hospital emergency wards—they are called “ambulance chasers” and “ward combers”. 

So after my pre-arrival work was over , the US agent says “ Captain the owner of the tug company , a woman, wants to see you .  She is one of the most attractive and richest females in this neck of the woods. You surely want to see her ”

I said “ Muhammed will have to come to the mountain, tell her to get her ass on board – I am in conference“.

Then he pleaded “ Captain please – my car is at the gangway”.

Since I liked this agent- ( he gets a cut for tugs hired  ) I acquiesced.

When I went to her office , I was clean bowled.

She   sat on a throne—overlooking about 30 men who worked like drones. I could cut the atmosphere there with a knife.

I can do aura reading, and I could see that her ego filled the whole room.

The walls has stuffed faces of bears ( sorry tigers are only in India ) , and other wild animals.  Her desk had a HUGE piranha fish tank.


Seeing that I was admiring her stuffed animals , she declared in a most grandiose manner “ Captain , I shot all those animals “

So I asked her “ Dearie, did you go to Amazon river to fish these Piranha too?”


Then she got off her throne came down and shook my hand --- she squeezed my palm a bit too hard—sorry baby, now you shall receive your due.


The first thing she does is to give me 2 company captain caps with golden braid and 2 EXPENSIVE parker pens.

I looked her up and down, she has a VERY pretty face and body—in TIGHT jeans with deep cleft CAMEL TOE biting into her crotch , broad leather belt and cowboy boots.  


She had inherited this company form her late father.  

She had aggressively improved the company business –by being a GO GETTER.  

She GO GOT capt vadakayil, right?   Sidney Sheldon would have been proud.

I saw a HUGE brass plaque behind her throne.

She asks me seductively in a hypnotic voice-

So captain, you appreciate that plaque?

I read it out loud , so that all her 30 worker drones would get disturbed and look at us, with fearful eyes.

WHATEVER A MAN CAN DO , A WOMAN CAN DO TWICE AS WELL,  AND FOR HER IT IS NOT HALF AS DIFFICULT.

The agent knew what type hurricane was coming ,  for he winked at the men in the hall with a discreet THUMBS UP.

I put on a heavy Texan drawl “ Honey, you really wanna know”.

I said in a VERY loud voice “ Honey, sometimes I answer questions with a counter question--can you name any animal, bird or mammal , where the female gender is more strong, intelligent and beautiful than the male gender?”

“Think over it , I will give you ONE year –see I am a kind guy “

I could hear her brain creak , and the the agent and the 30 men sniggered loudly

PRR PRRRR BBBBBRRRRPPP—

TEEEE HEEEEEEEEE !

This woman face first turned red then white . She just turned and drove away in her sports car –with a screech of wheels.

Everybody came and lifted me up and carried me around the office.

This was REAL fuc#kin’ catharsis for them.

The agent asked me “ Captain, are you happy that I brought you here?  You are the only guy on this planet who could fix that vulgar queen bee , who tortured all these men with extreme sadism .  I have been watching you for a long time .  Only Capt Ajit Vadakayil can deliver when needed  ”.


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One reader has commented about a woman claiming  she is happy NOT to be married, after reading my KARVA CHAUT post. 

I am touched like bharjen—nay-virgin-  Madonna.

Hey, Venkat  —this is a classic case of SOUR GRAPES.

There are hundreds of such REJECTED USED WOMEN like the girl in the poem below.

It is the true story of my handsome colleague, who slit his wrists 3 times , unable to handle the diabolical games of his wife. 

After 2 years of marriage , she left him for a film producer who promised to make her a Bollywood actress, and she was indeed beautiful. 

She forced him to sign the divorce papers , as soon as he landed up in his house after a hard contract on a ship.  The previous 2 contracts she sailed with him on the ship.  

He was removing his shoes , after touching his mother's feet , when she thrust the divorce papers before him- -and commanded him " Sign here!" . 

When he tried to reason with her , as they dated for 6 years before marriage, she threatened to throw his mother in jail for dowry harassment and attempted bride burning.  

She had it all worked out, with the rich film producer's connivance.

Later , after 14 months , she came back weeping and grovelling on her knees , and asked him to remarry her -- the Bollywood film producer just USED her from all 3 orifices for a year -- if you know what I mean... 

--  she was NO longer beautiful and has developed CORTISOL created eye bags,  big paunch and as$,   with poor hygiene ..

My friend had just recovered from depression . He showed her the three scars on his wrist and asked her " What would you do , if you were in my place".  

Men don't go on TV and tell such sob stories. 

Or maybe "mental whip lashes" are less painful than "bottom FUCKIN' pinching" !!

Why is it that all hate shrew mother-in-laws?   Father -in-laws are loved and respected all over the world for his large heartedness and understanding !! pray?

Below : The real face of a women's liberation President suffering from PMS , fat and ugly inside and outside.


I remember the days , you threw your love on me strong

I was the typical sailor on shore leave— full of life

You were eager to walk with me,  on the wild side

You kept pouring love into my heart

Till I looked at you,  with eyes of love

It was love on a two way lane

Remember those seven day weekends

When we ate nothing but soul food

 Then came the shipping recession, and my world crumbled

King Midas in reverse , I was in the middle of a heart ache

Slowly , but surely, you drifted away when I needed you the most

You had no use for knights in rusty armour

I tried dancing some more with you, on the jagged edge

Though I knew well , that it takes two to tango

I still remember the night you called it a day

Even while I desperately tried lighting candles in the rain

I cried all the way home—yes , sailors do cry!

 You broke my heart in more places than I could ever find out

I had nobody to help me pick up the broken pieces

There was no sunshine for long after you left

It was permanent rainy season for my heart

My lips smiled , my eyes never did

I lived in a daze , in a black and white world

Sometimes I wondered, where all the flowers had gone

Yes baby, I loved you so much , it hurt ed

My friend hastened to tell me “ you need a vacation from love!’
  
Then my bewitching new love waltzed into my life

She knew all, but let me be her third world country

Her kisses were sweeter than wine

She had the chord of my heart go TWANG!

Let me tell you, you are nobody till somebody loves you

She wove my broken dreams and got me hummin’ again

Then BANG came the shipping boom, out of the blue

King Midas on overdrive, I became all over again

My cup of happiness overflowed like never before

 Now you are on the other side of goodbye

You are just another faceless person in the crowd

“No parking for you” says the road signs in my heart

Now I can give you anything , but love

I thank god , you could not draw my well of love dry

Our love ghosts tango no longer

Our song has ended , the melody does not linger

My lovely dream weaver owns this heart, I once hung up for you

Please don’t talk about me , now that I am not yours


Let me UP the ante —  without as much as “by your leave “ –  for I give a damn for them dissident Chutney Marys.

In Mahabharata Prince Sakuni was from the Kingdom of Balochistan and whole of Afghanistan .  His beautiful elder sister princess Gandhari had a phobia of the dark and she would be terrified of darkness . 

Kandahar in Afghanistan was named Gandhari before. 
 .
Bhishma  proposed the marriage of Gandhari with blind king Dhritarashtra.

Below: Sanjaya teleports and gives blind king Dhritarasthtra a blow by blow account of the war.


Sankuni was terribly upset and he knew that his elder chaste sister would tie a blindfold over her eyes , and would die a thousand deaths , every minute of her life .

Yet never did Gandhari complain.

When war broke out Gandhari suddenly cried out in anguish  “ I am as much afraid of this war, as this endless darkness “.  

This was her only utterance of her suffering.


And being a loyal wife she took her sword and wanted to go to war, to protect her Kaurava sons.

Hey, venerable Chutney Marys  – can you match up to this Bharatiya Nari ?

TUT TUT - How can you?  

You lie with your eyes  SHUT dreaming of someone else ,  during love making with your own husband , right?

Below:  Unable to see her dying son -- one last time!!!







Now let me UP the ante without as much as “by your leave” to them dang dissident Pickle John doctors.

Jesus Christ came to Kerala to learn “healing” which is today known as Reiki, before he burst upon the scene at Jerusalem with his Malayali wife Mary Magdalene. 

My wife is one notch above a Reiki grandmaster.   My elder computer nerd son in USA who falls in the Mensa category,  does NOT take medicines.   He just calls up his mother if he has a headache .

My wife has cured several people of Cancer.  The last being one of her own class mates husband ( her class mate from LKG to BA ).

There are people who keep her photo in the puja room.  When doctors have given you just 3 days to live, and then out of desperation you clutch the last straw and it works for you , well—

My wife MAY write a book on Reiki before she dies.

So if you want your FAT and ugly Chutney Mary wives with gargantuan bellies, asses and PMS to have some self esteem , punch into Google search-

REIKI AND WEIGHT MANAGEMENT.

There is NO need to add Vadakayil. 

Vadakayil will be the new age "Britannica without deceit."

And don’t trust Albert Einstein when he says , nothing can travel faster than light.  Reiki waves pass through the earth faster than light.

Even his E=MC2 is lifted from the Vedas,  who in 5000 BC was the first to talk about that energy can be converted to matter, and the power of consciousness ( quantum double slit experiment ) .

Vibhuti ash matter produced in palm  spewing energy , is a fall out of this. There is NO need to believe all this .

When the nuclear bomb was first burst , all the Mensa scientists discarded their Bibles , started reading Bhagawat Gita and wrote in their wills that they want to be cremated , NOT buried.

For this was already written 7000 years ago. The power of the nucleus within an atom. 

The power of vacuum in an atoms in which the electrons whiz around ( brahmAn -god ) has NOT yet been discovered though written in our Vedas 7000 years ago..  

This power of empty space ( Aakasha ) can boil off the entire Pacific ocean in minutes.  

So this scalar power ( the astras of the gods ) makes nuclear power , the dirt under the finger nail, right?

Nikola Tesla refused to give this knowledge to the evil planet earth's Zionist  denizens, when Rothschild agent JP Morgan went after his as$. 

Tesla died with this secret in his head.  With this scalar energy you can boil of entire oceans in minutes.

HOW MANY OF YOU SO CALLED BRIGHT CHARACTERS HEARD OF NIKOLA TESLA. 

HIS NAME WAS DELETED FROM WORLD HISTORY AS PUNISHMENT BY ROTHSCHILD.   

NIKOLA TESLA GAVE THIS PLANET AC ELECTRICITY. EDISON DID NOT INVENT IT.

Punch into Google search-

EDISON, ACE DELEGATOR CUM PATENT COLLECTOR VADAKAYIL

AND TRY BLASTING OFF THE MOON --  THIS PLANET WITH ALL ITS DENIZENS WILL DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH.

SO KARVA CHAUTH AND MOON -- WHAT THE FU#K, RIGHT?

I wont reveal any more secrets about the moon.  See cosmic forces have spoken -- and I am NOT delusional.


Sometimes when I write a secret, and if the computer server goes off in a fortuitous manner ,  I do NOT write about that matter  again.  This  is gone forever,  for these are SIGNS..

Wanna call me delusional and superstitious ?   Wanna do character assassination ? 

Be my guest !!

They laugh when we Hindus chant OM.  

But quietly they have mirrored it as AMEN,  SHALOM, 786,  OMKAR etc  – which does NOT work.   

All these SINGLE messiah man made religions with single holy book ( sans conscience and consciousness ) , sprouted from Hinduism.




This reminds me:

Mandrake was about to gesticulate hypnotically.

The effin’ villain, put a mirror in front of him.  


To the pickle John who POOH POOHED the concept of Hindu curse.

In the ancient days when the Maharishis had 12 strand DNA, they would curse you when you did ch00tiyagiri.

It happened in a small Kerala town a few years ago.

The pujari of the temple was a very old Namboodiri.   

While he was about to finish his day and go home from the temple , a young practical joker locked him from outside.

The sanctum sanctorium does NOT have windows —and the door is shut when the pujari goes home, to protect the jewels inside.

It was a dark rainy night.

All his shouts were unheard. He lived alone as his wife was no more..

By morning he was forced to sh#t and pee in the holy sanctum.

Then because of the stink he vomited many times, got dehydrated and puked several times .

When the local devotees came in the morning, they found the pujari almost unconscious. They cleaned him up and revived him.

The first thing he did was to CURSE the man who had done this.


It did NOT take long to find out the culprit, as he was totally debilitated from that day onwards, and could not walk , could NOT control his bowels while on the bed.

So—laugh come on, laugh loud.

Be my guest –you dorks.

If blessing works, curse also works.

These pickle Johns and Chutney Marys ridicule Shiva as a corpse eater— one Jewess Nina Paley, has created art where Vishnu is massaging Laxmi’s feet.

This ugly woman is the heroine of our Pickle Johns and Chutney Marys. All Western foreign embassies invite her to cocktail dinners.

WANNA KNOW THE GREATEST WISDOM OF THIS COSMOS ?

THE GREATEST EVER— WHICH KEEPS THIS UNIVERSE ALIVE ?


ARE YOU READY FOR IT ?

Punch into Google search-

DVAITA VEDANTA OF SANATANA DHARMA VADAKAYIL


Above: Assisted abundantly by desh drohis like Amish Tripathi,  Lord Shiva is now converted by the white man as a MORTAL living in the graveyard, eating dead corpses-- barbecue hot .  

After reading the DVAITA VEDANTA post above --what do you think?  Who is Lord Shiva-- a mortal or a GOD , a cosmic force .

I said “ Have you ever seen a 5 or 7 star hotel with bright artificial white fluorescent lighting like an Irani restaurant in Mumbai?”

And this made them confused.

I did NOT care to explain it to them, NOR will I care to explain it now.

It is about MOON light, the pineal gland, the neuroendocrine signal generated by the photoreceptor cells of the human body tissues.  


You need to be cerebral. 

Pea brained CM / PJ will never understand it.

Punch into Google search-

OLD SEA DOG VADAKAYIL

DON’T MISS MY SELF INTRODUCTION IN THE POST ABOVE !

Let me out in a few of my T shirt logos.



ANYONE ELSE WANTS SOME MORE? 

IS THAT YOUR BEST? 

YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU SHOOT

DON’T SERMON TOO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND 

I USED TO BE INDECISIVE –NOW I AINT TOO SURE

CAREFUL DUDE—LEST I START AN ICE AGE TO MAKE YOU CHILL 

WANNA BUCKLE SOME MORE SWASH? 

COVER UP BEFORE MY PURITY

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU WISER—OR YOUR MONEY BACK 

WANNA ANALYSE MY ARMOURY ERE YOU SEND YOUR DECOY?

EVEN MAKING ME NOD IN AGREEMENT CAN BE FATAL FOR YOU –DUDE!

I CAN TASTE FEAR!

TIME TO MOVE ON— SO MUCH TRASH TO FIND

TOOL BOOTH OPERATOR ON YOUR HIGHWAY OF DESPAIR 

IF YOU DON’T KNEEL BEFORE MY WRATH—YOU WILL CERTAINLY, AFTER IT.

100 TRILLION CALCULATIONS PER SECOND—ON HOW TO KICK PRIME BUTT -- OF THEM DANG PJ / CM 


CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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For part two of this post -- punch into google search-

NAGGING, UNHAPPINESS AT HOME , DEATH OF MARRIAGE VADAKAYIL




Harshil Shah
September 21, 2014 at 9:06 AM
Pranam Guruji,

Indeed, i read the above post and its exactly same. Sir, however one question - usually we offer water on shiva lingam (due to reasons explained in one of your earlier post), then at vatican and kabba, are they still continuing the same practice covertly ?... What happens if this is not continued or are there any other alternatives (may be a silly question).. I am still learning...
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Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
September 21, 2014 at 9:57 AM
hi hs,

You will find millions of funda on the internet and Hindu literature – even by learned gurus like Vivekananda and hundreds of shankaracharyas..

ALL BULLSHIT.

NOBODY HAS UNDERSTOOD HINDUISM SINCE ADI SHANKARACHARYA OF 2000 BC—and few German Quantum physicists ( who all converted to Hinduism and got cremated. .)

Shiva Lingam contains the soul-seed ( DNA ) within which lies the essence of the entire cosmos.

Water holds memory.

Copper kalasha drips water right on top of the shiva lingam and this water bathes the lingam uniformly. In ancient days this water used to be LIVING ganges water.

The base has a run off for water – and this water is holy theertham . The white man called the Lingam as Shiva’s erect phallus and the run off base for water as YONI( vagina – note the extreme sarcasm ).

ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET EARTH CAME FROM SHIVA LINGAM – A BLACK METRORITE STONE . WHEREVER WE FOUND SUCH A STONE, THE HINDUS MADE A TEMPLE OVER IT .

I have been telling this in my posts .

One day, three years ago NASA agreed with capt ajit vadakayil.

Punch into Google search-
NASA DNA

You will find it on page one item one among 8 million posts—even ahead of NASA’s post on this subject .

If you cant see it by some quirk, enter-- NASA DNA METEORITE VADAKAYIL.

Theertham water holds memory .

The computers of the future ( maybe 200 years in future ) will NOT contain silicon chips.

They will hold water . In another 400 years I predict computers will be conscious and they can laugh at a joke or tell the moral of a story narrated to it .

Punch into Google search-
WATER VALLEY VADAKAYIL .

MILLIONS OF HINDUS WERE MADE SELF LOATHING BY THE STORY OF SHIVA’S PRICK DRIPPING SEMEN ALL AROUND THE PLACE , RIGHT?

We had INDOPHILE white men and women ( like Wendy Doniger ) interpreting Hindusim for us , right?—all wolves in sheep’s clothing !

TIME FOR THESE IMMORAL WHITE MEN TO EAT HUMBLE FU#KIN’ PIE !

IT IS THE INTERNET AGE—

IT IS PAYBACK TIME !

Capt ajit vadakayil

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kmo60star
December 7, 2017 at 3:42 AM
Hello Captain,
I was wondering what your thoughts are on "Nirvana Shatakam" written by Adi Shankaracharya. I've read your views on Jaggi Vasudev, and considering that he touts Nirvana Shatakam as one of the 'Vairagya' mantras, I wanted to get your take on it, if you have the time. Thanks! (http://isha.sadhguru.org/blog/lifestyle/music/mystic-chants-nirvana-shatakam/)

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Capt. Ajit Vadakayil
December 7, 2017 at 2:14 PM

THIS FAKE GURU SADGURU JAGGI VASUDEV DOES NOT KNOW THAT ALL HINDU GODS ARE COSMIC ALLEGORIES--EXCEPT VISHNUs MORTAL AVATARS VAMANA/ PARASHURAMA/ RAMA/ KRISHNA/ AYYAPPA.

THIS RASCAL SADGURU JAGGI VASUDEV MADE A LARGE STATUE OF ADI YOGI ( SHIVA ) AND APCO MODI RAN FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TO INAUGURATE IT...

SINCE MODI SAT ON THE PM CHAIR HE HAS REGULARLY STRUCK AT THE ROOTS OF HINDUISM.. MODI HAS PROPPED UP EVERY JEW ROTHSCHILDs FAKE AND BACDATED CREATION.

I HEARD SADGURU JAGGI VASUDEV TELLING ON NDTV THAT SHIVA WAS BORN 15,000 YEARS AGO AND HE WAS GOOD IN DOING WHAT HE DID -- LIKE HOW SACHIN TENDULKAR IS WORSHIPED AS GOD OF CRICKET

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ALL READERS PAY ATTENTION-- THIS IS CRITICAL--

THE GOD OF SANATANA DHARMA IS A "MORHOGENETEIC CONSCIOUSNESS FIELD- BRAHMAN " WHICH CANNOT HE PICKED UP BY THE 5 SENSES--ON MICRO AND MACRO SCALE.

ON MICRO SCALE THIS EMPTY SPACE ( INTELLIGENT FIELD ) PROVIDES PERPETUAL MOTION WITHIN AN ATOM.


ON MACRO SCALE IT IS AKASHA ( ETHER ) WHERE THE ENTIRE COSMOS HOLDS THEIR POSITIONS

ABOVE IS THE BASE TEMPLATE --ADVAITA

ON TOP OF THIS DVAITA TEMPLATE --WE HAVE SUPERIMPOSED THE DVAITA TEMPLATE OF THE TRINITY BRAHMA ( CREATOR -RAJAS) - VISHNU ( MEDIATOR-SATTVA ) AND SHIVA ( DESTROYER -TAMAS)

THIS IS THE DANCE OF OPPOSITE POLES --LIKE EVAPORATION AND CONDENSATION.

THE WIVES OF TRINITY GODS ARE PART OF THIS DANCE WHICH SUSTAIN THIS COSMOS.

SARASWATI WIFE OF BRAHMA IS THE MOTHER LIGHT ENERGY FROM QUASARS ( FASTER THAN LIGHT IN SPEED )


KALI THE WIFE OF SHIVA IS DARK ENERGY OF THE COSMOS --SHE REPRESENTS THE BLACK HOLE

In Dvaita Hinduism opposite poles Tamas and Rajas are conscious of each other. Tamas creates Rajas, and Rajas activates/ excites Tamas. Sattva preserves and mediates .

7000 year old Vedas say that the only constant in the cosmos is change, everything is in a state of flux, nothing is static-- everything is vibratory. This is what guarantees growth and evolution. It is a cosmic spiraling dance of separate opposing forces, which sustains this universe

One cannot exist without the other and they are dependant . No phenomenon in this universe is completely devoid of its opposite. They consume each other yet support each other.

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If the restraining balance or equilibrium is lost by the mediator ( Vishnu ) , the universe will spiral out of control and end. This is why Lord Vishnu is called the PRESERVER god. And only Vishnu can have mortal avatars.

As for the opposing forces TAMAS/ RAJAS ( Brahma/ Shiva ) it really does NOT matter as who is who, like in AC electricity-where you can plug into the socket both ways.

These two opposing forces are natural and transform each other , in perfect harmony. Harmony can never be stagnant . Lessening of Tamas always results in increase of Rajas and vice versa.

Balance can never be permanent— Tamas and Rajas continiously devour each other – and life flows on. This universe cannot exist without vibrations between two poles.

THE THIRD TEMPLATE IS SAMKHYA

This is about the male and female joint TEAM effort. This is NOT a dance of opposites. In Hinduism we call the MALE- purusha and FEMALE- prakriti.

In the Tantric cosmology, the whole universe is perceived as being created, penetrated and sustained by two fundamental forces, which are permanently in a perfect, indestructible UNION. These forces or universal aspects are called Shiva ( Purusha ) and Shakti (Prakriti ).

Each of the trinity gods are powerless without their consorts.

Purusha and Pragati is expressed as Shiva and Shakti in the same body 50:50 – this is NOT a she boy or a transgender . It is a mindboggling, intelligent concept.

Both Shiva and Shakti are Consciousness---- Shiva is the changeless static aspect of Consciousness, and Shakti is the kinetic, active aspect of the same Consciousness.

Through uniting with Purusha , Pragati gave form to his spirit and created the universe.(we are talking about CREATION OF THE COSMOS here- not street side sex as figured out by small minds)

When the insentient Prakriti comes in contact with the sentient Purusha , the universe evolves.

Purusha symbolizes consciousness, the masculine principle. Pragati symbolizes the feminine principle, the activating energy.

The cosmos in all its manifestations, as an act of love. The relationship between say- Shakti and Shiva is the dance of consciousness and energy

Prakriti cannot be perceived, not because of its non-existence, but because of its subtlety. It is perceived in its effects.

The eternal and indestructible union between Shiva and Shakti gives birth to the whole Macrocosm, in its stable, static aspect as well as in its dynamic one. Not only is Shakti responsible for creation, it is also the agent of all change

Shakti is manifested by Shiva only during creation and is withdrawn into himself at the end of creation. This is for the perceptive.

Modern science repeats from our Vedas that matter and energy are interchangeable. So does consciousness and energy .

Samkhya as you can see was a masterpiece of modeling the ways of the inner universe.

The union of Shakti with Shiva by Kundalini rise is the liberation of seeker from the cycle of endless birth and death.

DO YOU THINK IDIOTS LIKE SRI SRI RAVISHANKAR AND SADGURU JAGGI VASUDEV CAN EVER UNDERSTAND THIS—THEIR PADMA VIBHUSHAN  MINDS ARE TOO SMALL AND THINKING PROCESS TOO PETTY

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Sagnik D
December 13, 2017 at 11:59 AM
From reading so many of your blogs I just realized that in Kaliyuga we are obsessed with using our brain to create tools through technology to do things for us. But we (our brain and body) are actually the most advanced tool that is underutilized. In the past with better DNA and being in touch with nature we were able to do amazing things. We need to go back to this.

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Capt. Ajit Vadakayil  
December 13, 2017 at 2:21 PM
hi sd,

IN THIS AGE WE MAKE SUPER COMPUTERS WITH SILICON AND METAL

IN ANCIENT DAYS MAHARISHIS HAD 12 STRAND DNA --MORTAL AVATARS OF VISHNU HAD 13 STRAND DNA AND MORE

THEY COULD DO MILLION TIMES BETTER USING THEIR OWN BODIES AS A SUPER COMPUTER

WHEN IN VEDAS AND PURANAS --700O YEARS AGO WE TALKED ABOUT VAMANA BEFORE KERALA KING MAHABALI OR KRISHNA BEFORE ARJUNA / BHISHMA TAKING "VIRAAT ROOPS" OR USING REMORE CONTROL-- HOW THE WHITE MEN RIDICULED AND LAUGHED WITH EXTREME SARCASM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqUYBopWLs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzL6-6144nw

VEDAS WAS THE FIRST TO TALK ABOUT HOLOGRAM--PENNED DOWN 7000 YEARS AGO.

Because space time is holographic, they could access it by quantum processes inside their brains. The Vedic Maharishis were clairvoyants. Clairvoyance is the ability of one person to "tune in" to another person's field of consciousness and pick up their thoughts – both the conscious and unconscious ones.

The interference patterns of the scalar waves form a huge hologram that permeates the whole of the universe. Intention is like the tuning fork which causes other forks to resonate to the same frequency. Chromosomes that are damaged by X-rays, for instance, can be repaired by simply applying vibration

This non-linear field is holographic and holds information of not only past history by even every thought , emotion and feeling held in the right hand subconscious lobe of your brain. This explains the power of prayer and intention. The whole cosmos is interconnected in this field and speed is NOT restricted to Einstein's SPEED OF LIGHT.

Sri Yantra ( DIVINE GEOMETRY OF OM ) which follows the Fibonacci series and the Golden ratio ( lifted from 7000 year old Vedic Mathematics ) is the mystical 3D holographic construct of the Cosmos by 9 VIRTUAL SPIRALLING VORTEX CONES — 4 pointing upwards and 5 pointing downwards, as a sort of ying-yang balance

http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2016/12/108-numerical-equivalent-of-hindu-king.html

The master cellular control system of the human body is holographic. Nothing we experience escapes being imprinted into our Cellular Hologram in the form of a cell memory. What we commonly refer to as "The Cellular Memory" is the collective energy field generated by these individual cell memories.

Sanatana Dharma was the first to understand the holographic nature of the cosmos. Vaastu is the basis of Hindu architecture.

DNA can be influenced by acoustic, electromagnetic and SCALAR WAVES. In the quantum holographic DNA-wave bio-computer theory, DNA is a self-calibrating antenna working by phase conjugate ( scalar waves and phase conjugation) adaptive resonance capable of both receiving and transmitting scalar energy .

As per Vedanta we are essentially holographic energy beings existing in a state of resonance with the scalar field of the cosmos. . The brain without consciousness is inert and lifeless. Consciousness is a form of matter just as matter is a form of consciousness. All atoms in the entire universe are capable of mind reading and communicating with other atoms--THE BASIS OF ASTROLOGY

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Our brain is holographic. While introducing Nikola Tesla to Akasha or longitudinal field ZPF waves , in 1903, the great Indian mystic has told him -"Every part is a whole and everything springs from the whole". This was 45 years before a hologram was invented.

The sound of OM in front of a drop of liquid, it will transform itself into a 3D Sri Yantra which is very specific visual form which is symmetrical and also holographic, in that every bit of it contains all of it.

Water holds memory and is used as THEERTHAM and also for IMMERSING OUR CREMATE ASHES .

The Hindu Sri Yantra divine geometry contains the Theory of Everything.

DNA blueprint functions as a bio-hologram which serves as a guiding matrix for organizing physical form.

DNA can be influenced by acoustic, electromagnetic and SCALAR WAVES..The interference patterns of the scalar waves form a huge hologram that permeates the whole of the universe.The body is holographic— when you influence one bio marker , you influence all..

Pineal gland is literally the third eye. Ancient maharishis and Vishnu's mortal avatars used their pineal glands for laser beams.Holograms are all about changing the angle at which two lasers strike a piece of photographic film- to record many different images on same surface..

Today we have shriveled calcified pineal glands ( like a dried up raisin ) and 2 strand DNA ( 97% junk ) -- yet our brain is a holographic machine existing in a holographic Universe

WELL WELL WHAT DO THESE WHITE CUNTS KNOW--- THEY CALL SANATANA DHARMA THE RELIGION OF SAVAGES--YET IN ANCIENT TIMES 2300 YEARS AGO THEY CAME AND STUDIED IN OUR UNIVERSITIES AND LEARNT SANSKRIT--WHY ?

IF SO WHY DID THE ENTIRE LOT OF WHITE QUANTUM SCIENTISTS CONVERT TO HINDUISM AND GET THEMSELVES CREMATED ?

http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.in/2012/11/rip-impossible-with-burial-world-is.html

VEDIC SRUTIS HAVE GOLDEN MEAN (1.618 ) , FIBONACCI SERIES , PASCALS TRIANGLE, LUCAS NUMBERS , SRI YANTRA ( GEOMETRY OF OM ), ULAM SPIRAL, PRIME NUMBER MAGIC EMBEDDED IN IT --

THIS IS WHY WE HINDUS INSIST THAT SRUTIS WERE DOWNLOADED FROM AKASHA BY SEERS --THEY ARE NOT WRITTEN BY MAN. THE METERS ARE SACRED.

THE SOUND OF THE VEDIC VERSES MATTERS , NOT THE MEANING OF THE VERSE , WHICH BASICALLY INDUCE A FEELING OF GRATITUDE.

THE WHITE MAN THOUGHT HE COULD INJECT POISON INTO OUR VEDAS-- THEY NEVER KNOW ONCE POISON IS INJECTED THE VERSE IS MATHEMATICALLY INCONGRUENT --IT IS LIKE CURDLING MILK

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7000 year old Vedic mantra 

Namas te narasimhaya praladahlada-dayine
Hiranyakasipor vaksah-sils-tanka-nakalaye
Ito nrsimhah parato nrsimho
Yato yato yami tato nrsimho
Bahir nrsimho hrdaye nrsimho
Nrsimham adim saranam prapadye
Tava kara-kamala-vare nakham adbuta-srngam
Dalita-hiranyakasipu-tanu-bhrngam
Kesava dhrta-nara-hari-rupa jaya jagadisa hare


I offer my obeisances to Lord Nrsimhadeva,who gives joy to Prahlada Maharaja and whose nails are like chisels on the stonelike chest of Hiranyakasipu. Lord Nrsimha is here and also there. Wherever I go Lord Nrsimha is there.  He is in the heart and is outside as well. I surrender to Lord Nrsimha,the origin of all things and the supreme refuge.  O Kesava! O lord of the universe! O Lord Hari who has assumed the form of a half-man, half-lion! All glories to you! With the wonderfully sharp nails on your beautiful lotus hands You have ripped apart the wasplike body of Hiranyakasipu.